Name: ALF
Uploaded: 2022-03-01T23:01:47.000Z
Description: A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage, where the Tanner family takes him in and listens to him comment on humankind.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage, where the Tanner family takes him in and listens to him comment on humankind.

Shout! Factory

The Tanners meet ALF for the first time when he crashes into the family's garage. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF: S1 E1 - A.L.F.

ALF decides to have some fun while a nervous Mrs. Ochmonek (Liz Sheridan) baby-sits Brian (Benji Gregory).

ALF: S1 E2 - Strangers in the Night

Lucky is missing and the evidence suggests that ALF ate Lucky, although he claims to be innocent.

ALF: S1 E3 - Looking for Lucky

ALF, having lost his planet in an explosion, becomes very concerned about earth's nuclear proliferation. He uses Willie's short wave radio to contact the President of the United States aboard Air Force One - to the great displeasure of the FBI.

ALF: S1 E4 - Pennsylvania 6-5000

ALF is insulted that the Tanners consider him a parasite, free-loader, sponger. He tries to make money to be less of a burden on the family, but puts Willie's VISA card over the limit purchasing "Terry Faith Cosmetics" to sell at a house party.

ALF: S1 E5 - Keepin' the Faith

ALF makes his first friend outside of the Tanner family, Jodi a lonely blind girl who calls in to a radio talk show.

ALF: S1 E6 - For Your Eyes Only

Willie (Max Wright) helps homesick ALF arrange a trip to Melmac.

ALF: S1 E7 - Help Me, Rhonda

ALF has a crush on Lynn, so he makes a music video to impress her.

ALF: S1 E8 - Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?

On his 45th birthday, Willie (Max Wright) feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go sky diving. Guest star: Joe Namath.

ALF: S1 E9 - Jump

ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn (Andrea Elson) a Ferrari.

ALF: S1 E10 - Baby, You Can Drive My Car

Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.

ALF: S1 E11 - On the Road Again

It's Christmastime. Unfortunately ALF chops the Christmas tree into firewood before anyone notices. The Tanners then have two tasks: to teach ALF all about Christmas and find a new Christmas tree.

ALF: S1 E12 - Oh, Tannerbaum

ALF heads for the garage when Kate's mother (Anne Meara) pays a visit. Kate: Anne Schedeen.

ALF: S1 E13 - Mother and Child Reunion

ALF submits scripts to his favorite soap opera. Guest stars Anne Meara as Kate's mother.

ALF: S1 E14 - A Little Bit of Soap

ALF tries to set Dorothy up with her new neighbor, Whizzer Deaver.

ALF: S1 E15 - I've Got a New Attitude

ALF bumps his head and loses his memory. All he knows is that his name is Wayne Schlagel and that he's an insurance agent. The Tanners try to make ALF remember who he really is.

ALF: S1 E16 - Try to Remember

ALF befriends a young Mexican immigrant. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF: S1 E17 - Border Song

ALF goes through a 24-hour period of bizarre behavior. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF: S1 E18 - Wild Thing

Willie (Max Wright) talks to a psychologist (Bill Daily) about ALF.

ALF: S1 E19 - Going Out of My Head Over You

ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF: S1 E20 - Lookin' Through the Windows

ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play. Brian: Benji Gregory.

ALF: S1 E21 - It Isn't Easy Bein' Green

ALF begins to gamble in order to help the Tanners' finances, but ends up getting them into more money troubles.

ALF: S1 E22 - The Gambler

Brian (Benji Gregory) causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.

ALF: S1 E23 - Weird Science

An insect from Melmac has an unexpected reaction when exposed to earthly chemicals.

ALF: S1 E24 - La Cucaracha

When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during flight, ALF flies the plane.

ALF: S1 E25 - Come Fly with Me

ALF breaks Kate's precious $1,000 painting and gets confined in the garage. ALF can't handle a single night there and makes a bargain with Kate: unless he can behave 7 days in the house, ALF has to move into the garage permanently.

ALF: S2 E1 - Working My Way Back to You

ALF has taken a liking to watching Gilligan's Island (1964). He dresses accordingly and has coconut drinks. He's bored at the Tanners' house and takes things one step too far towards Gilligan's Island (1964).

ALF: S2 E2 - Somewhere Over the Rerun

In one of those moments, when ALF lets his mind wander, he unintentionally walks into Mrs. Ochmonek's sight and greets her. Cue Mrs. Ochmonek panicking and deciding to warn the neighborhood about the "space creature".

ALF: S2 E3 - Take a Look at Me Now

Lynn is researching the Tanner Family Tree for a school project. Kate suggests ALF do the the Shumway Family Tree, hoping it will occupy him for some time. However, digging the past may not be a good thing.

ALF: S2 E4 - Wedding Bell Blues

The Tanners get the chance to participate in a new TV ratings system. With clever arguments, ALF gets Kate to let him use the system. After learning his favorite programs might get canceled, ALF decides to tweak the numbers a bit.

ALF: S2 E5 - Prime Time

Halloween is approaching and ALF wants to go trick-or-treating. Kate, of course, objects, but ALF persists. He argues that he has a natural costume and tries offering Willie a deal he can't refuse... Lynn presents Lizard to her parents.

ALF: S2 E6 - Some Enchanted Evening

ALF learns the concept of Earthly beauty pageant. Since Lynn, having been dumped, is suffering from low self-esteem, ALF enters her in Miss Southland pageant to prove she is pretty and uses the prizes to lure Lynn to participate.

ALF: S2 E7 - Oh, Pretty Woman

Kate's mother has decided to get married in the Tanners' house. Unfortunately, ALF develops a Melmacian Hiccup, that keeps getting louder and louder, threatening to draw everyone's attention within a 100 meters (give or take).

ALF: S2 E8 - Something's Wrong with Me

ALF reminisces his "adventures" on Melmac. Willie reveals that when he was 17, he hopped on trains and crossed the whole country. ALF gets excited about the idea and talks Willie into taking him to the rail yard.

ALF: S2 E9 - Night Train

Willie and Kate no longer share activities, because one of them has to always stay at home keeping eye on ALF. ALF concludes that they are about to break up and in order to prevent that, decides to add romance to their life.

ALF: S2 E10 - Isn't It Romantic?

ALF is frustrated because he can't vote in the presidential election. He watches a televised debate with Kate and offers his "better" ideas on how to solve the world's problems. This gives Kate some weird nightmares.

ALF: S2 E11 - Hail to the Chief

The Tanners decide to spend Christmas in a cabin in the woods but ALF soon gets lost.

ALF: S2 E12 - ALF's Special Christmas

Mr. Ochmonek's nephew Jake comes to live with the Ochmoneks. The Ochmoneks tell the Tanners that Jake is a problem kid and ask their advice on how to deal with him. ALF can't resist investigating Jake's persona.

ALF: S2 E13 - The Boy Next Door

When a football shatters the Ochmoneks' picture window, ALF gets the blame and he demands his day in "Tanner Family Court".

ALF: S2 E14 - Can I Get a Witness?

A visit from Willie's Uncle Albert surprises the Tanners and causes ALF great distress.

ALF: S2 E15 - We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert

A series of robberies in the neighborhood prompts ALF to want to help with Neighborhood Watch, when Willie is voted block captain.

ALF: S2 E16 - Someone to Watch Over Me: Part 1

Neighborhood Watch volunteers quit as the robberies continue. ALF decides to take direct action, causing chaos at the Ochmoneks' house.

ALF: S2 E17 - Someone to Watch Over Me: Part 2

Jody loses her apartment when the building becomes a condominium, so ALF tries to help her "adjust" to a new home.

ALF: S2 E18 - We Gotta Get Out of This Place

A stray dog makes ALF jealous, so he gives her to the first (and obviously wrong) person who responds to a "found dog" poster.

ALF: S2 E19 - You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog

Willie abandons his belief in pacifism after meeting the hostile father of the kid who has been bullying Brian.

ALF: S2 E20 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot

The Tanners may need to sell their house because Willie has been promoted to a supervisory position in San Deigo.

ALF: S2 E21 - Movin' Out

ALF tries ventriloquism. The attitude of his new "friend", Paul the dummy, turns contentious - then things get weird.

ALF: S2 E22 - I'm Your Puppet

Kate's (Anne Schedeen) friend (Dorothy Lyman), a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she's hallucinating.

ALF: S2 E23 - Tequila

A dejected ALF wants to expose his existence to the world. Willie has an idea to help him through the crisis.

ALF: S2 E24 - We Are Family

ALF discovers that he is responsible for Lynn not being able to attend Amherst College, and makes another attempt to find employment.

ALF: S2 E25 - Varsity Drag

Lynn breaks up with her boyfriend and becomes depressed. ALF gets a self-help book of love for her and asks her to confide in him. When Lynn reveals she likes a guy, ALF decides to help her get his attention literally by the book. Uh-oh.

ALF: S3 E1 - Stop in the Name of Love

With the help of his guardian angel, ALF finds out what life would be like for the Tanners if they never met him.

ALF: S3 E2 - Stairway to Heaven

Jake pops by because Raquel and Trevor are fighting. This time she throws him out. Kate offers to let him stay in their house. Trevor soon becomes a nuisance, so ALF decides to solve the problem.

ALF: S3 E3 - Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

And heeeere's Alfie! ALF hosts The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962) instead of Johnny Carson. Is it a dream? Is it an "What if...?" story?

ALF: S3 E4 - Tonight, Tonight

Lynn has barely turned 18 and she's already moved on from boys her own age to - a man of Willie's generation. Lynn is forbidden from seeing this Eddie again. Will she obey her parents?

ALF: S3 E5 - Promises, Promises

ALF already ate the Thanksgiving turkey - raw. Willie fails to find a new one, so Raquel invites the Tanners over. A storm arrives as does the neighborhood bum ("a homeless person"), since ALF has been leaving food and clothes for him.

ALF: S3 E6 - Turkey in the Straw: Part 1

Pete has called the Alien Task Force. He has been told to keep ALF occupied until Sergeant Fox and his men arrive to capture him. Dead or alive. Will Pete sell ALF out after he's talked with him for a while? Will he?

ALF: S3 E7 - Turkey in the Straw: Part 2

The social workers, which includes Willie, go on a strike that may last a while. Kate decides to take a job in order to bring money into the house. ALF is concerned about the repercussions. Well, about those that will affect him.

ALF: S3 E8 - Changes

When Kate and Willie stop ALF's rummage in the attic, they find Willie's movie of Woodstock and want to watch it. When Willie tells ALF what he was like in college, ALF points out that Willie has turned from an idealist to a sell-out.

ALF: S3 E9 - My Back Pages

ALF reads a tabloid article about a couple in Barstow who live with a space alien, who sounds to ALF like his cousin Blinky. ALF persuades Willie to drive him there and to go investigate the couple. *Big* trouble ensues.

ALF: S3 E10 - Alone Again, Naturally

ALF gets interested in magic tricks, so Willie gives his old magic trick set to him. When ALF discovers he is no good at magic tricks even though he has the desire, he naturally concludes that he needs proper magician's tools.

ALF: S3 E11 - Do You Believe in Magic?

ALF has ordered a non-refundable satellite dish. Willie carpools with a talkative guy Jim, who manipulates Willie into inviting him for dinner. There's more to Jim than meets the eye.

ALF: S3 E12 - Hide Away

Willie realizes his car repairman is scamming him and decides to do something about it. While Willie refuses to admit that The System Has Failed, ALF and Jake set out on their own to acquire some hard evidence against the conman.

ALF: S3 E13 - Fight Back

ALF has started to believe in one of the biggest urban legends - that Elvis is alive. When Raquel describes their new neighbor, ALF is convinced the man is Elvis. Since nobody believes ALF, he decides to venture into the man's house.

ALF: S3 E14 - Suspicious Minds

Now that Kate is pregnant and the focus is on her unborn child, ALF feels neglected. Raquel throws a surprise baby shower, to which Andrea from the neighborhood brings her baby. ALF, meet baby. Baby, meet ALF.

ALF: S3 E15 - Baby Love

An anonymous caller demands $3,000 from ALF - otherwise he will turn ALF to the authorities. On the second call, the extortionist adds that the Tanners will go to jail for harboring an alien. ALF decides to take action.

ALF: S3 E16 - Running Scared

Jake has a *huge* crush on a girl called Laura, but freezes every time he tries to approach or contact her. ALF offers to write a letter in Jake's name to Laura. Poor Jake still hasn't learned *not* to enlist ALF to help.

ALF: S3 E17 - Standing in the Shadows of Love

ALF accidentally burns Brian's History book in the oven. He then insists that he's now under a Melmacian curse: 14 years of increasing bad luck. First, the food on the electric stove bursts into flames. Then other things start to happen.

ALF: S3 E18 - Superstition

Lynn (Andrea Elson) ends up with two dates (Mark Clayman, Ricky Paull Goldin) for a dance through ALF's mishandled phone message.

ALF: S3 E19 - Torn Between Two Lovers

ALF wants a pet, so Willie decides to buy him an ant farm. ALF doesn't appreciate his new pets at first, but it will change.

ALF: S3 E20 - Funeral for a Friend

The start date of Brian's first overnight boy scout camp is almost at hand. But he is afraid of the dark. While Willie reminisces about his own boy scout days, ALF decides to help Brian.

ALF: S3 E21 - Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

Jake stops by to say that his mother is visiting. When she comes to thank the Tanners, Raquel invites her to dinner. But Jake starts acting strangely and ALF decides to find out why.

ALF: S3 E22 - Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?

The Tanners are going to a wedding and ALF is left home alone, Willie having rented him silent movies. ALF gets inspired to write his own silent movie. In which he also stars. He then imagines what it would be like.

ALF: S3 E23 - Like an Old Time Movie

ALF experiences his first earthquake (there were no melmacquakes). When he is told that quakes can be a lot bigger, ALF starts to live in fear of the coming of a big one, even though Willie assures him they are prepared.

ALF: S3 E24 - Shake, Rattle and Roll

ALF is preparing himself for the coming of Kate's baby because, in his opinion, Willie isn't prepared enough. Can ALF be persuaded to accept that Dick Van Dyke show is not an educational program that should be followed as an example?

ALF: S3 E25 - Having My Baby

When Kate has to unexpectedly go in to work, she has no choice but to leave ALF in charge of the baby. While babysitting, ALF faces a huge dilemma when he goes outside and finds the baby missing.

ALF: S4 E1 - Baby, Come Back

ALF is accidentally photographed by tabloid photographers. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF: S4 E2 - Lies

After ALF watches "Crimestoppers" and sees a guy resembling Willie who is wanted for polygamy, he tries to hide Willie. When the FBI takes Willie in for question following an anonymous tip, everyone assumes that ALF called it in.

ALF: S4 E3 - Wanted: Dead or Alive

ALF discovers and later becomes addicted to the art of making stock-market deals. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF: S4 E4 - We're in the Money

After a visit from a psychologist (Bill Daily), ALF subjects the Tanners to a barrage of unwanted psychoanalysis. Stars Max Wright and Andrea Elson.

ALF: S4 E5 - Mind Games

When ALF develops an addiction to eating cotton balls, Willie and Kate decide to invite a support group over to the house and have Willie convey ALF's feelings to the group.

ALF: S4 E6 - Hooked on a Feeling

ALF gets upset when Willie's emotionally depressed kid brother spends lots of time at the house, leaving him to take quarters in the garage.

ALF: S4 E7 - He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's Brother

With ALF upset over Willie's brother frequently coming to the house, Willie decides that the best thing to do is finally introduce his brother to ALF.

ALF: S4 E8 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

When the Tanners' cat Lucky dies, ALF decides to answer a giveaway ad in the paper for kittens so that he can eat them, only to find out that he likes having them as pets.

ALF: S4 E9 - Live and Let Die

ALF gets upset when his anniversary party is interrupted by Kate's mother who flies in after a fight with her husband.

ALF: S4 E10 - Break Up to Make Up

Following a fight with Willie, ALF decides to move in with Neal. It doesn't take long for him to wear out his welcome.

ALF: S4 E11 - Happy Together

ALF is pampered by the Tanners after catching his first Earth cold. With Max Wright and Benji Gregory.

ALF: S4 E12 - Fever

ALF is relegated once again to the attic when the Tanners throw a Hawaiian luau.

ALF: S4 E13 - It's My Party

Alf thinks he's a stand-up comedian. NBC offers him a show, he's famous and rich and everybody loves him. In his dream he sends Willie and Kate to the attic, where they usually send him.

ALF: S4 E14 - Make 'em Laugh

When Neal decides to drive to Las Vegas and remarry his ex-wife, ALF sneaks into the back of their car in a effort to try and talk Neal out of it.

ALF: S4 E15 - Love on the Rocks

ALF enters the art world after he earns praise for a still life made from food. Kenneth David Gilman guest stars. With Max Wright.

ALF: S4 E16 - True Colors

In order to become a minister, ALF must preside over a ceremony. So he suggests that Willie and Kate renew their vows on the 22nd anniversary.

ALF: S4 E17 - Gimme That Old Time Religion

Realizing he will outlive the Tanners, ALF daydreams about the future, after the children have grown up and moved out.

ALF: S4 E18 - Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

With Willie and Kate going out for the night, ALF sneaks into a retirement home in the hopes of meeting a once-famous actress, whose glory days are far behind her.

ALF: S4 E19 - When I'm 64

When Willie finds a map from one of his dead relatives, he and ALF trek to Death Valley to try and find a possible treasure. Things don't go as planned when ALF drinks all the water beforehand and then gets too hot from the sun.

ALF: S4 E20 - Mr. Sandman

A morally outraged ALF writes nasty letters to a pollution-producing company. With Max Wright and Andrea Elson.

ALF: S4 E21 - Stayin' Alive

Fearing that he might "internally blow up" due to his high calorie consumption, ALF decides to cut meat from his diet. However after a few days, ALF turns into a "wolf" and steals the Tanner's car in an effort to hunt for food.

ALF: S4 E22 - Hungry Like the Wolf

ALF is the only one excited by the idea of Lynn (Andrea Elson) moving in with her boyfriend. With Anne Schedeen and Benji Gregory.

ALF: S4 E23 - I Gotta Be Me

It's a sad day in the Tanner household as ALF announces he's leaving Earth to settle on another planet.

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