Name: MST3K Shorts
Uploaded: 2020-10-03T13:43:03.000Z
Description: Series of short films (also riffed) serving as interstitials on episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Series of short films (also riffed) serving as interstitials on episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000. 

Shout! Factory

Poor Joe gets grilled in a heavenly court in a World War II-era film promoting road safety in New Jersey.

MST3K Shorts: X Marks The Spot

A charming rhyme for children that teaches them the alphabet, including many now politically-incorrect things, dangerous sequences, and some plagiarism.

MST3K Shorts: Alphabet Antics

Educational short on public speaking teaching the importance of being heard, being understood, and being "pleasing".

MST3K Shorts: Speech: Using Your Voice

As much fun as anybody could hope to have watching waterskiing.

MST3K Shorts: Aquatic Wizards

Ross, an overly enthusiastic wildlife trapper torments snakes, wildcats and bear cubs to send off to the zoo.

MST3K Shorts: Catching Trouble

Kay learns of value of a Home Economics degree in all aspects of a woman's life.

MST3K Shorts: The Home Economics Story

Test subjects watch THE BICYCLE DRIVER (1973), a short in which a young man learns to safely operate his new bike.

MST3K Shorts: Bicycle Driver

A sexually androgynous spirit of music teaches a young nerdish boy the benefit of a musical education and the right instruments.

MST3K Shorts: Mr. B Natural

Joel's crew watches DOING THINGS FOR OURSELVES IN SCHOOL (1963), a short about young Steve and his irrepressible need to be independent.

MST3K Shorts: Doing Things For Ourselves In School

School competition to see who has the best posture, and the lengths and tricks four kids go through to win those paper crowns.

MST3K Shorts: Posture Pals

Emily's crew watches a short about three kids watching a short about bicycle safety, called BICYCLING VISUAL SKILLS (1980s).

MST3K Shorts: Bicycling Visual Skills

A young boy learns how effective guilt can be when he starts to help out his family about the house.

MST3K Shorts: Appreciating Our Parents

A young boy ditches his parents at the Canadian National Exhibition and sets off for adventure, meeting some celebrities along the way.

MST3K Shorts: Johnny At The Fair

This short features women in striped suits on leashes, simluated gunshots and lots of the color pink!

MST3K Shorts: Circus On Ice

Watch and enjoy a wide variety of circus acts - if you dare! The short is a look at the Clyde Beatty circus, featuring legendary clown Emmett Kelly.

MST3K Shorts: Here Comes The Circus

Nick wants to take Kay out on a date, but isn't sure what they'd do. The short offers ideas like taffy pulls and scavenger sales. Nothing says romantic quite like a scavenger sale. Ultimately, all the kids have a wholesomely-celibate-vanilla-white-Eisenhowerâs-America good time.

MST3K Shorts: What To Do On A Date

The Truck Farmer reveals how the advances of modern technology allow vegetable farming to supply the needs of the American public year-round.

MST3K Shorts: The Truck Farmer

A short aimed at older teens/college students explaining why bathing and good personal hygiene are things to consider.

MST3K Shorts: Body Care And Grooming

A girl goes against the old-fashioned love of her parents (and very old-looking roommate), abandons her parents, and runs away with a new hookup. The short ends asking whether their love will last long or not. (It won't.)

MST3K Shorts: Is This Love?

A young boy learns an important lesson about cheating.

MST3K Shorts: Cheating

A band of no-good punks beat a guy for driving too slow and steal his mechanical pencil, before arriving to pick up their missing member Jamie, the son of the man they've just beaten.

MST3K Shorts: What About Juvenile Delinquency?

Joel, Mike and the bots use comedy to keep their sanity while being forced to watch hideously bad short films on "Mystery Science Theater 3000."

MST3K Shorts: Last Clear Chance

In this musical short, a woman dreams of a mysterious masked man who takes her to see the future... as represented by the 1956 General Motors Motorama.

MST3K Shorts: Design For Dreaming

Two siblings from the city visit their uncle's dairy farm for the summer. The children tour the farm's modern facilities, including milking machines. During a summer of hard work and healthy living, the boy gains enough strength to finally climb a rope. At the end of the summer, the city-dwellers return to the metropolis with their family, wiser and healthier for having spent their summer on their uncle's farm.

MST3K Shorts: Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm

A farming family prepares for their yearly trip to the Indiana State Fair, both to show off their wares and suckle from the teat of the 3-H Club.

MST3K Shorts: A Day At The Fair

Joe and the Coach double-team to explain to a high-school student disparaging shop class the many and varied uses for Industrial Arts in all aspects of modern life.

MST3K Shorts: Why Study The Industrial Arts?

Sponsored by the Edison Electric Institute, this story encourages the use of home appliances.

MST3K Shorts: A Young Man's Fancy

A high school senior named Sue and her boyfriend want to get married right after Sue graduates. A marriage counselor discourages the young couple from entering into a hasty marriage.

MST3K Shorts: Are You Ready For Marriage?

Through liberal use of the knee test, looking good and standing tall, the secrets of public speaking are revealed.

MST3K Shorts: Speech: Platform Posture and Appearance

Having trouble saving money, a kid gets advice from Ben Franklin himself.

MST3K Shorts: Money Talks!

MST3K Shorts: Progress Island U.S.A.

A songwriter's wife, frustrated about not having sex with her husband for a year after marriage, fantasizes about new home decor with matching colored phones, with the help of a fey bespectacled angel.

MST3K Shorts: Once Upon A Honeymoon

We learn what is being done 'today' to create the Chicken of Tomorrow (complete with the growth process of the chicken), with a side mention of how important gas stations and oil are to the poultry industry.

MST3K Shorts: The Chicken of Tomorrow

An animated pixie named Coily grants a man his wish that all springs disappear...a wish that he soon regrets.

MST3K Shorts: A Case of Spring Fever

The first episode of the 1952 serial featuring Commander Cody's trip to the moon.

MST3K Shorts: Radar Men From The Moon - Chapter 1: Moon Rocket

The adventures of Commander Cody continue as he tries to steal an atomic ray gun.

MST3K Shorts: Radar Men From The Moon - Chapter 2: Molten Terror

The intrepid Commander Cody heads back to Earth, but he isn't safe from the nefarious Moon Men.

MST3K Shorts: Radar Men From The Moon - Chapter 3: Bridge Of Death

Commander Cody's adventures continue in the fourth installment of the 1952 serial.

MST3K Shorts: Radar Men From The Moon - Chapter 4: Flight To Destruction

The evil Moon Men are up to no good on Earth in Part Five of Radar Men From The Moon.

MST3K Shorts: Radar Men From The Moon - Chapter 5: Murder Car

An atomic volcano wreaks havoc on the Earth in this installment of Commando Cody's adventures.

MST3K Shorts: Radar Men From The Moon - Chapter 6: Hills Of Death

The seventh part of the epic Commander Cody saga.

MST3K Shorts: Radar Men From The Moon - Chapter 7: Camouflaged Destruction

Commander Cody returns to the moon in his ongoing struggle against the evil Moon Men.

MST3K Shorts: Radar Men From The Moon - Chapter 8: The Enemy Planet

The climactic final episode of the Commander Cody serial.

MST3K Shorts: Radar Men From The Moon - Chapter 9: Battle In The Stratosphere

The first installment of the 1939 serial starring Bela Lugosi.

MST3K Shorts: The Phantom Creeps - Chapter 1: The Menacing Power

MST3K Shorts: The Phantom Creeps - Chapter 2: Death Stalks The Highways

The final chapter of the 1939 serial starring Bela Lugosi.

MST3K Shorts: The Phantom Creeps - Chapter 3: Crashing Towers

A classic newsreel that highlights various winter sports.

MST3K Shorts: The Sport Parade: Snow Thrills

A scientist and a reporter discover the lost city of Atlantis, a technologically advanced society.

MST3K Shorts: Undersea Kingdom - Chapter 1: Beneath The Ocean Floor

The second installment of the undersea adventure to Atlantis.

MST3K Shorts: Undersea Kingdom - Chapter 2: The Undersea City

A prank gone wrong leads to children taking on a dangerous new sport.

MST3K Shorts: Junior Rodeo Daredevils

The first part of this essential guide to modern car sales techniques.

MST3K Shorts: Hired! (Part 1)

Advance your career by finishing this enlightening two-part short featuring timeless sales advice.

MST3K Shorts: Hired! (Part 2)

Learn the many ways you've acted improperly during family dinners in this 1950s short.

MST3K Shorts: A Date With Your Family

The Satellite of Love crew take on a short about grocery store freezers.

MST3K Shorts: The Selling Wizard

Don't leave the house before watching this indespensible guide to hygiene.

MST3K Shorts: Keeping Clean And Neat

It's Heaven vs. Hell in this short. Plus: bread?

MST3K Shorts: Out Of This World

Stay safe with this informative short about occupational hazards.

MST3K Shorts: The Days Of Our Years

Get a glimpse at the earth-shattering phone of the future!

MST3K Shorts: Century 21 Calling...

The crew of the Satellite of Love suffers through "Assignment: Venezuela."

MST3K Shorts: Assignment: Venezuela

Jonah's crew watches a short film about how we use water and the importance of water conservation.

MST3K Shorts: Pipeline To The Clouds

Jonah's crew watches a short in which Sally has to get supper ready with a tight deadline.

MST3K Shorts: Let's Make A Meal In 20 Minutes

Emily's crew watches a short that explains, in painstaking detail, how tennis balls are made.

MST3K Shorts: Court Case

Joel and the bots watch a short about the very different sleeping habits of two children, with riffs contributed by #BringBackMST3K backers during a riffing workshop with Joel in 2017!

MST3K Shorts: Sleep For Health

Emily's crew watches a short in which three kids learn how aquarium fish reproduce.

MST3K Shorts: The Wonder Of Reproduction

Emily's crew watches the short film BALANCE BEAM FOR GIRLS (1971), which demonstrates balance beam exercises... for girls!

MST3K Shorts: Balance Beam For Girls

An unexpected set of test subjects watch the short film CAVALCADE (1960), featuring a potpourri of topics that range from auto manufacturing to ostrich farming.

MST3K Shorts: Cavalcade

Emily's crew watches BETTER BREAKFASTS, USA (1964), a short that scientifically explains the importance of breakfast for teenagers.

MST3K Shorts: Better Breakfasts, USA

In this recovered footage from the end of Season 12, Kinga and Max are trapped in the theater and forced to watch the classic short, MR. B NATURAL (1956).

MST3K Shorts: Mr B Natural (Season 13)

Emily's crew watches LET'S KEEP FOOD SAFE TO EAT (1964), about how children can help keep food safe... to eat.