Name: The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet
Uploaded: 2023-01-07T02:34:17.000Z
Description: The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet

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Ozzie and Harriet invite Nancy Baker over for dinner, hoping she will choose to go to an upcoming dance with David instead of the neighbor's son, Will Thornberry, while David worries more about his football team than anything else.

The Rivals

After Harriet finds an old poem supposedly written by Ozzie, he becomes obsessed with poetry

The Poet

Ozzie decides to diet so he can fit into a pair of size 33 pants.

The Pills

Ozzie advises David against allowing people to take advantage of his good nature.

The Fall Guy

Ricky and Dave attend a Halloween party and the Nelson house is overrun by children demanding candy.

The Halloween Party

Ozzie has ballet tickets but Harriet doesn't approve because the actresses will be scantilly clad.

Riviera Ballet

David gets a babysitting job and Ozzie is worried about David and the baby.

The Babysitter

Ricky receives a perfume laced letter from a neighbohood girl inviting him to his first dance.

Rick Goes to a Dance

Coming home from Aunt Ellen's without Thanksgiving leftovers, Ozzie and the boys crave more turkey.

The Day After Thanksgiving

Ozzie is outraged after he doesn't receive a timely acknowledgement for a gift he sent to Thorny.

Thorny's Gift

Harriet decides to try a new hair style but it doesn't go over well with the Nelson men.

Harriet's Hairdo

The boys want to earn extra money for Christmas, so Ozzie gives them permission to look for work.

The Boys' Christmas Money

Ozzie and David receive Christmas gifts after Christmas from Grandma Nelson.

The Late Christmas Gift

Ozzie gets his name in the newspaper but it is spelled wrong.

The Newspaper Write-up

Ozzie and Thorny's discussion about basketball escalates until they challenge each other to a game.

The Basketball Players

Ozzie's attempts to keep his family from dwelling on every day worries slowly backfire on him.

Stop Worrying

Ozzie wants to establish that he's head of the household and marital strife ensues.

The Tuba Affair

Ozzie and Thorny get immersed in the story of the military boarding school brothers the Rover Boys.

The Rover Boys

David and Ricky finally get their own separate rooms - with hilarious results.

Separate Rooms

Ozzie and Harriet worry that David will spend all his money taking a new girlfriend to the dance. .

The Valentine Show

There's a new traffic signal, and no one knows who should take the credit or get the blame.

The Traffic Signal

Ozzie soon regrets a flirtatious moment shared with his dentist's new southern belle receptionist.

The Dental Receptionist

Ozzie's opportunity to speak at a civic club meeting is taken away.

The Speech

While in Herb Dunkle's empty office, Ozzie teaches Ricky how to crack a safe.

The Safecrackers

Andy Beesley gives Ozzie a new outlook to enjoy life while you can which soon backfires on Ozzie.

Brother Beesley's Philosophy

Ozzie turns town shopping with Harriet because of his cold, but ends up feeling better to go bowling with Thorny.

The Bowling Alley

Ozzie becomes jealous when flowers he didn't order are delivered to Harriet.

The Orchid and the Violets

Hasty Tasty Pancake Company offers a double-money-back guarantee so Ricky applies for a refund.

The Pancake Mix

Ozzie has some explaining to do after an encounter with an attractive young door-to-door saleswoman.

Whistler's Daughter

To prove a point, Ozzie starts a rumor in the neighborhood by tricking his best friend Thorny.

The Fish Story

Ozzie and Harriet sign up for adult education courses at the local high school in the evenings.

Night School

Ozzie tries to teach his sons how to get good deals with trades they make with their friends.

The Traders

Ozzie gets roped into agreeing to fight Thorny in a boxing exhibition match.

The Boxing Matches

David is given his first house key and the responsibility that goes with it.

Door Key for David

Ozzie is enthusiastic about appearing in the PTA play until he learns the part he will play

The Play's the Thing

David and Ricky want an increase in their allowances so Ozzie develops a point system for chores.

Monetary System

Harriet encounters a man who worked at an amusement park she and Ozzie frequented when dating.

Who's Walter?

Harriet overhears a lovely girl compliment Ozzie which leads to curious behavior with the couple.

Curiosity

Ozzie is stuck in his conservative routine, until he has a chat with the ever-exuberant Emmy Lou.

Oscillating Ozzie

Confusion reigns when the local department store delivers two new chairs to the wrong Nelson family.

New Chairs

Ricky's upset about not being invited to Will Thornberry's party.

The Party

David and Ricky just got a newspaper route but it's Ozzie who winds up having to make the rounds.

The Boys' Paper Route

Ozzie falls behind on his chores around the house so the rest of the family helps out.

The Window Pane

An old friend of the family sends a pipe to David not realizing he isn't even college age yet.

David's Pipe

On his birthday, David tries to look older because he has a crush on a girl who likes older men.

David's Birthday

Herb Dunkle talks to Ozzie about a new organization in town, "The National Anti-Noise Society".

No Noise

Ricky sells spot remover that turns out to be a little too potent.

The Hustler

David and some other students become officials for a day; Thorny and Ozzie find themselves in front of Judge David.

Young City Officials

The Nelsons decide to start using a suggestion box for family matters.

The Suggestion Box

A windstorm leaves Ozzie and Thorny marooned on the Nelson's roof minus their new lightweight ladder.

The Ladder

David wants to start working out in the morning while Ricky wants to stay up late watching movies.

Parental Guidance

Harriet loses a gold pin Ozzie gave her and they disagree how to spend the insurance claim money.

Insurance Policy

Thorny needs a reference about his fiscal worthiness and asks Ozzie to write one for him.

The Credit Reference

Ozzie tells his family a story from his childhood of when he wished for a white Christmas.

The Miracle

Ozzie takes steps to get out of going hunting with Thorny.

The Hunter

The family give Ozzie the night off from his fatherly duties so he can enjoy a night on the town. ,

Ozzie's Night Out

Ozzie buys cameras for everyone in the family and gets caught in a compromising position on film.

The Camera Show

Ozzie takes the courageous step of gathering enough nerve to return some of Harriet's lingerie.

Courage

Ricky collects soda pop bottles to redeem for cash and Ozzie promises to double what he receives.

The Incentive

The Nelsons wind up with a houseful of kids on a sleepover.

Too Many Children

Harriet plans a dinner party but runs into problems when she learns a friend also has one planned.

Harriet Gives a Party

Ozzie is glad thinking Dave wants to be a mechanic until hearing Thorny's son wants to be a doctor.

David's Career

Ozzie treats a cold the way his mother used to do - with booze.

Old Fashioned Remedy

Thorny's son Will is among the pledges that must undergo initiation in David's fraternity.

The Initiation

Ricky wants to send a letter to a girl who wrote to him but Ozzie destroys her address by mistake.

Ricky's Lost Letter

Both Dave and Ricky want Ozzie to partner with them for the father-son table tennis tournament.

Father & Son Tournament

Fearing that David doesn't have a date to the dance, Ozzie meddles in his son's affairs.

Gentleman David

David has a school newspaper assignment and Ozzie suggests writing about the baseball team's slump.

David Writes a Column

When Ricky's distant grandparents invite him for a visit, Ozzie and Harriet worry about the long voyage the young man must take alone.

Overprotection

Ozzie runs late to a luncheon where he's scheduled to speak on the importance of being on time.

Be On Time

Ozzie and Thorny stage their version of "Hamlet" in the Nelson's living room.

An Evening with Hamlet

After meeting his new neighbor at the bank, Ozzie beliefs he's a thief and stole his penknife.

The New Neighbor

Ozzie must fix the roof gutter before the next rain but a bird's nest is holding things up.

The Bird's Nest

Harriet writes to the newspaper columnist Aunt Martha for some helpful advice.

The Friend of the Family

Ozzie thinks buying David a new tuxedo for the dance is too expensive so other options are explored.

Tuxedo for David

Ozzie wants to get new golf clubs but Harriet wants him to paint the living room.

The Painter

Ozzie teaches David how to save money but then generously spends his own while shopping with Thorny at a sporting goods store.

Economical Ozzie

Everyone in the neighborhood wants to use Ozzie's new swimming pool, but it hasn't been built yet.

The Swimming Pool

Ozzie and Harriet's plans for a romantic anniversary celebration are foiled when they learn Ricky is throwing a party.

The Wedding Anniversary

In order to make closet space, Harriet insists Ozzie eliminate some of his multitude of neckties.

Too Many Ties

It's hot versus cold, as Ozzie and Harriet battle over setting the furnace's thermostat.

The Furnace

Thorny plans to build a patio but the gravel and sand are dumped in the Nelsons' yard by mistake.

A Load of Gravel

Ozzie is bursting with pride when David is chosen over other boys as an usher at the movie theatre..

The Usher

Wally Dipple invites Ozzie and Harriet to his infamous annual "Come-As-You-Are" party.

Come as You Are

Wally Dipple invents an unusual garage door opener; Ozzie and Thorny want to invest in it, but their plans hit a little snag.

The Dipple Door

Ozzie comes across a mysterious metal bolt and sets in search of where it's supposed to go.

The Odd Bolt

Ozzie agrees to pay David fifty dollars when he grows to be the same height as his dad.

A Matter of Inches

Ricky was supposed to get a baseball catcher's mitt for Christmas but it goes missing.

The Lost Christmas Gift

When Harriet insists that everyone write thank-you notes, Ozzie struggles to write his to Thorny.

The Fruitcake

Ozzie and Thorny take steps to avoid a violin recital so they can watch a fight on television.

The Bloodhound

Ozzie and Thorny get sidetracked while taking refreshments to the Women's Club.

The Missing Sandwiches

Ozzie objects to Thorny painting his house the same color as the Nelson's home.

Individuality

Ricky wants a chemistry set, but after Ozzie and Thorny trade in Ricky's old, unwanted train set for one, Ricky announces that he has changed his mind.

The Electric Trains

David's repeated requests for money lead cash-strapped Ozzie to put his foot down; Thorny experiences the same problem with his son Will.

A Matter of Principle

After hearing a speech at the women's club, Harriet starts to think about pursuing a career.

The Career Woman

Confusion ensues after David invites a girl to have dinner at the Nelson's house.

The Girl Who Came to Dinner

Ozzie becomes a new man after driving around with Doc Williams' new sports car.

The Sports Car

After David arranges a date for Ricky, chaos occurs when Ozzie and Harriet pick up his tuxedo.

Ricky's Blind Date

Ozzie and Thorny are under extreme marital pressure to perform their annual spring cleaning chores.

Spring Housecleaning

Dressed only in pajamas, Ozzie and Thorny embark on a bizarre adventure.

The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet

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