Name: The Osbournes
Uploaded: 2025-04-04T19:27:33.000Z
Description: The Osbournes is an reality series featuring the life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family.

The Osbournes is an reality series featuring the life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family.

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Ozzy appears on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno as a performer.

A House Divided

The family's dogs have been excreting far too many times in the house and ruining furniture in the process.

Bark At The Moon

Ozzy releases his first solo album in six years.

Like Father Like Daughter

Kelly complains that elder sister Aimee had booked her a gynaecologist appointment.

Won't You Be My Neighbour

Ozzy is working out with a personal trainer in preparation for an upcoming tour.

Tour of Duty

Ozzy is touring while Sharon returns home, planning to reunite with Ozzy in Houston because she misses him.

Break A Leg

Ozzy mixes alcohol with the pain medication for his foot injury and winds up stoned.

Get Stuffed

Jack invites his friend Jason Dill, a professional skateboarder, to stay at the house.

No Vagrancy

Sharon tells Ozzy and Jack that one of their tour truck drivers had an accident the other day.

A Very Ozzy Christmas

Ozzy talks to Kelly and Melinda about being put in jail for stealing.

Dinner with Ozzy

Sharon and the dogs are in the backyard, Lola then vomits on the grass.

What Goes Up

Sharon recuperates at the family's Malibu beach house while undergoing treatment for colon cancer.

Must Come Down

Kelly travels to Europe for a series of interviews and appearances.

The Ozz Man and the Sea

Kelly begins dating Bert McCracken, lead singer of the band The Used.

Beauty and The Bert

Sharon makes amends with her father after not speaking with him for over twenty years.

Smells Like Teen Spirits

Kelly recruits her friend Sarah to play the drums in her band.

Meow Means No

Kelly grows frustrated with all the appearances she must make as a recording artist.

It's A Hard Knock LIfe

Ozzy grows increasingly tired of the dogs and their tendency to defecate in the house.

Cleanliness is Next to Ozzyness

The Osbournes pack their bags for Sin City as Ozzy prepares for a concert and Kelly celebrates her birthday.

Viva Ozz-Vegas

Sharon and Ozzy decide to renew their wedding vows at a hotel on New Year's Eve.

My Big Fat Jewish Wedding

The Osbournes struggle to come up with a gift for Jack's birthday.

What A Boy Wants

The pets suffer from a flea infestation, creating havoc around the house and leaving everyone miserable.

Fleas A Crowd

Ozzy continues to work out with his trainer, Pete, who Ozzy jokes may be a robot.

Run Ozzy Run

Ozzy and Sharon prepare to leave for a few days on a Hawaiian vacation.

Fists of Fury

Ozzy decides to stay home while Sharon, Melinda and the kids travel to New York.

Mama, I'm Staying Home

Sharon receives a peace offering from one of her folk-singing neighbours.

Tennis Racket

Jack visits the home of singer/actress Courtney Love.

A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann

After 17 years of waiting, Ozzy fulfills his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip.

Angler Management

Jack and Robert fly to England to spend time at the Osbournes' other home.

Bye Bye Babies

Kelly experiences problems in her relationship with Bert.

Ozz That Ends Well

Season 2 starts off with a recap of the first season.

Catching Up with the Osbournes

The family hold a Christmas party in their home, with guests such Eva Mendes and Brendan Fraser.

Christmas Special

Sharon faces pressure from the powers that be at her talk show.

The Show Must Go Ozz

Jack turns 18 and receives a car as a birthday present.

Car Jacked

Ozzy and Sharon fret about all of the time they must spend apart as she works on her talk show.

Rebel Without An Ozz

Ozzy loses a diamond pinkie ring that is worth over $100,000.

Return of the Ring

Kelly and Ozzy plan to travel to England.

The Accidental Tourist

After three weeks in the hospital, Ozzy is released and continues to convalesce at his home in England.

The English Patient

Kelly annoys everyone, particularly Sharon, with her disgusting lack of personal hygiene.

Scent of a Woman

Ozzy grows increasingly frustrated about being cooped up around the house.

Pain in the Neck

Ozzy is upset by Kelly's tendency to wear revealing outfits when she goes out to clubs and parties.

Ozzy Knows Best

Kelly continues to spend time with Rob, but doesn't want to be his girlfriend.

Valentine Daze

Ozzy begins suffering from insomnia. He eventually undergoes testing with a sleep disorder expert to determine the cause. Jack gets a tattoo of a cross on his chest, but Ozzy and Sharon do not like it.

Sleepless in Beverly Hills

The family tries to decide where to go on vacation. Sharon turns down Fiji because none of the hotels meet her standards, while Ozzy nixes a number of other locations for various reasons.

Have Ozz Will Travel

Ozzy, Sharon and Jack head to Hawaii for their vacation. Ozzy continues to be miserable for a while but cheers up following a private luau. Jack goes diving in a shark cage. His friends invite strippers to the luau and behave in ways that embarrass him. The traveling party winds up leaving without Jack's friends when they fail to show up on time for their flight.

Hawaii Five Ozz

Kelly irritates her mother by getting a lip ring. Ozzy and Jack are convinced that Kelly's erratic behaviour and chronic illness are the result of drug use, but Sharon refuses to hear of it. Kelly eventually admits the truth to Sharon and enters rehab. Ozzy and Sharon don't believe she will stay at the facility for long.

Kelly Interupted

Kelly struggles to adjust to life in rehab, and frequently calls home requesting various personal belongings. She wants to leave, but Jack urges her to tough it out. Jack celebrates both his birthday and a year of sobriety. Kelly arrives home and becomes frustrated by the curfew and other rules she must follow.

28 Days Later

Sharon and Kelly plan a trip to Kenya on behalf of a charity organization. Ozzy doesn't want them to go, as he fears they will be kidnapped or contract malaria. Sharon also has second thoughts after hearing more details about the trip.

Charity Case

A 25-year-old fan wins a charity auction for the right to spend the day with Sharon. Sharon is touched by the woman's generosity and invites her to spend the night at the Osbourne home. Meanwhile, Jack must attend an online traffic school after getting a speeding ticket.

Number One Fan

The family travels to Japan, where Ozzy is to receive the Legend Award at the Video Music Awards. Kelly also makes several personal appearances. One of the employees, Sam, meets with some family members whom he hasn't seen in years, but can only communicate with them through a translator.

Lost in Translation

Sharon's talk show tapes its final episodes. Feeling mistreated, Sharon clashes with her bosses to the very end, showing up late on purpose and demanding money upfront.

The Show Must Go Off

Dr. Phil McGraw pays a visit to the house, where he holds a frank discussion with the Osbournes about drug abuse and other issues that have affected the family's relationships with one another.